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Dirk: I want a sandwhich.
Dirk: LLOYD MAKE ME A SANDWHICH.
Lloyd: But I only have one star to make sandwhich!
Dirk: I DON'T CARE MAKE IT.
Lloyd: But daaad!
Dirk: Lloyd, what's the 54th Dwarven vow!
Lloyd: *sigh* Make Dirk a sandwhich.
Dirk: NOW FUCKIN' DO IT.
-Lloyd makes the sandwhich-
Dirk: What the hell is this crap! You put the toppings outside of the sandwhich!
Lloyd: But daaad!
Dirk: And WHERE'S THE RANCH! Lloyd, squirt the ranch onto the bread.
-Lloyd grabs a bottle of ranch into Dirk's beard-
Dirk: I said bread you mother fucker!
Lloyd: Oh no!
Dirk: That's it boy, YOU ARE GETTING PUNISHED!
Lloyd: Oh no!
Dirk: This will teach you how to make me a sandwhich!
Lloyd: Oh no!
Dirk: Suddenly we are naked and I am smacking your young boy ass!
Lloyd: Oh no!
-Lloyd is crying-
-Dirk squirts ranch onto Lloyd's ass-
Dirk: You want to know what it's like to be a sandwhich!
Lloyd: No!
Dirk: Good because I'm bored.
-Dirk walks out of the house. He walks for days until he is in the center of the sun and he becomes a half sun God.-
Dirk: HN.
The End.
GUYS.
I CAN’T.
How am I supposed to watch the full episode if THIS IS ALREADY KILLING ME ; /// ;
Srsly, I need to stop fangirling over Yuan that much. BUT JUST LOOK AT HIM
9 favorite pictures of Yuan | requested by whitegalux
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WHY DID YOU KNOW I WANTED TO DO A YUAN PICTURE POST
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Seriously. This is the main reason I reblogged the “Put a character in my ask”-thingy. YUAN. (I’m beyond hope, yup.)
